How to Tell if Your Child is the Dalai Lama

Check for these signs:

Large Ears

Long Eyes

Eyebrows curving up at the ends

Streaks on the legs

A mark the shape of a conch shell on the palm of one hand

The ability to distinquish articles belonging to the previous Dalai Lama, such as: spectacles, a silver pencil, an eating bowl, a black rosary, a yellow rosary, a walking stick, and a small ivory hand drum used in religious devotions

From Crib Notes - A Random Reference for the Modern Parent

(thanks Grandma Weezie)